A real-time monument to the longest drought in modern Barca history
2025-26 UCL Campaign — Can they finally break the curse?
6 wins, 2 draws, 2 losses — still alive... for now
Every UCL elimination since the last trophy — tap to feel the pain
Cumulative pain score
10 eliminations. 6 classified as traumatic. 0 therapists consulted.
The world moved on. Barça didn't.
Leicester City won the Premier League (5000/1 odds)
Real Madrid won the Champions League (1/5)
Neymar left for PSG for €222M. Barça spent it all on Coutinho & Dembélé.
Real Madrid won the Champions League AGAIN (2/5)
Real Madrid won the Champions League AGAIN AGAIN (3/5)
France won the World Cup. Dembélé was there. Injured.
Corner taken quickly... ORIGI! 4-0 Anfield. You know what happened.
Bayern Munich 8-2 Barcelona. In one single game. EIGHT.
Messi left Barcelona. Cried at the press conference. We all cried.
Barça dropped to the Europa League. EUROPA. LEAGUE.
Barça dropped to the Europa League AGAIN. Twice in a row.
Real Madrid won the Champions League (4/5). Comeback kings vs City + Liverpool.
Real Madrid UCL trophies in this period:5
Barça UCL trophies in this period:
Pain is temporary. Except this pain. This one stays.
What Real Madrid has won since Barca's last UCL
Every one of those hurts a little more, doesn't it?
What cule told themselves this time?
All the news that's fit to cry about
A 34-year-old cule from Terrassa was seen grinning during a Champions League broadcast. Family members confirmed this hasn't happened since June 2015. MRI results pending.
In a press conference nobody asked for, Joan Laporta revealed plans to license the club motto for an estimated €47M. 'Més Que Un Sponsor' was reportedly considered as a replacement.
Carlos, 41, admits he whispers 'corner taken quickly' in his sleep. His therapist has requested a transfer to a Real Madrid fan's caseload.
More articles coming soon. The pain never stops, so neither do we.